My nearly 14 year old daughter tells me that I swear too much. She says that, instead of sayingthe naughty cuss words, I should just yell 'PENIS' when I need to swear. She says that it is a proper biological term and that people are perfectly entitled to say it out loud.So, this afternoon, when I dropped the hedge clippers on my foot, I yelled out "PENIS".
She thought that was cool; my next door neighbour not so much
She thought that was cool; my next door neighbour not so much